Much like last time I’m only going to force myself to post every weekday or its just too much for poor ol’ me
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hello! I’ve had an extremely heavy but lovely bank holiday weekend
FRIDAY -> Went to see my parents and gran for dinner
“Why don’t you use out new doorbell” [SLAM]
Later I went for a couple of drinks with Amy - turned into a very late night. When I got home I for some reason put an audiobook on at full blast, fell asleep & woke everyone up.
SATURDAY
went to SKART exhibit with Hannah - it was great! Then we saw a poster for a free drawing class in a local squat so we decided to go. The squat was amazing it had a bicycle sound system and was massive!
SUNDAY-MONDAY
That night we went to a FOREST RAVE!! Total nightmare to get there but it was brilliant - saw the sun come up over a lake, amazing weather - nice people. Slept for 16 hours when I got back
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Sozzy the posts still arent coming out that well, brought my lappy in again today so we’ll see…
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Today I smashed my minge on my bike. i was trying to overtake a loser on a Brompton. NOBODY STOPPED TO HELP.
O pre-empted having nothing to do today so I brought my laptop in to try and get my stylus working in Linux. I sort of did but the pressure sensitivity still doesnt work 
I went to Ricky & Nicky’s new film night and saw The Visitor starring the dad from 6 feet under. The twist was - you don’t know who the visitors are - CLEVER!
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April 30, 2009 – 11:00 am
Why am I text only? Our internet got cut off while I was installing Ubuntu on my laptop :(
What a shitty day - and it had no right to be as I’d taken the day off (told my boss I had swine flu). Managed to, almost right away get into a big argument with my flatmate who i actually like very much about the fact i’d increased the internet bill some 7 months ago & offered to pay the excess but had never done so. My argument was that they had never told me the bill had come EG, if you have to pay the gas - you dont call the gas company every week asking if the bill is ready to pay, you just wait till they ask you. Same difference.Â
So that put me in a bad mood. I eventually paid them [my live-in landlords] the money and asked them to call up and downgrade the service, when they downgraded - boom, the internet went off and didnt come back. I was on the phone to O2 for about 3 hours and decided i’d better go to the pub instead.
I tried to do my blog in Gimp but its so eratic with the tablet EG a simple feature like ‘nudge’ just does the conga all over the screen.
Funny thing tonight is our local is some sort of semi-trendy pub, I say semi as a handful of very rough types frquent it and bring all the trendies crashing very firmly back to earth. For some reason someone had organised an extremely lo-fi kareoke night and nobody was interested meaning the organiser sung Elvis songs very badly - only to be punctuated by soem of the more ’special’ regulars singing for examlple ‘Ghost town’ and what not. It was very funny indeed.
Hopefully a proper posting tomorrow after I get my virtual machine up and running, sozzy xx
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April 26, 2009 – 11:00 am
Hi i’ll now be (or trying to if I remember) posting every post at 11am GMT for some kind of consistency and professionalism!!!
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Have you ever played fart roulette in the lift? You get in the lift (alone) - fart, and pray to bejesus nobody gets in…
My current job bores the privilege that I can wander away from my desk and nobody asks where I have been. I a pretty glad they don’t ask as I’d hate to have to tell them the truth…
“I have been reading comic books on the toilet”
“I have been walking round and round the building listening to audiobooks”
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This has tortured me all day.
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I was nearly killed by a driver today so he shouted at me for 20 minutes…
Why didn’t you signal?
- I did signal - cockballs
You didn’t i didn’t see you signal
- Well I did - you cock, can’t yous ee a signal?
Oh why don’t you swear more that will make you feel better.
- Oh yeah I want to take life lessons from you - cockmead.
Now I think about it I don’t think I did signal.
It’s a lesson to us all.Â
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