Also I fixed the last post
(something something) horredous computer woes. have fucked off Linux entirely for the time being & as a shock substitution have installed WINDOWS 7! I know!! It’s really good actually except it takes up 15GB!!
I started weightwatchers today to try and get rid of my quit-smoking paunch
Weightwatchers is basically a calorie-counting diet. You get 18 points a day to eat, here are some common foods:
Medium bowl corn-flakes + skimmed milk: 2pts
Sand(cup) 2pts (sand is full of carbs)
own sick (varies)
de-silica gel (0pts) (shame)
I didn’t know till today that one of my flatmates is a nutritional expert
“You should totally avoid rice”
ROBIN WILLIAMS FOR THE NEW SEC. OF STATE]
Perhaps someone with guts in the UK should get up and present similar sentiments on our behalf!!
HE MADE THIS SPEECH IN NEW YORK ..
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says ‘I love New York ‘ in Arabic.
You gotta love Robin Williams……Even if he’s nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams’ plan…(Hard to argue with this logic!)
‘I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here’s one plan.’
1) ‘The US will apologize to the world for our ‘interference’ in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those ‘good ‘ole’ boys’, we will never ‘interfere’ again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don’t want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We’ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They’re illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don’t like it there, change it yourself and don’t hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign ’students’ over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don’t attend classes, they get a ‘D’ and it’s back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don’t like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not ‘interfere.’ They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don’t need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us ‘Ugly Americans’ any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it…or LEAVE…Now, isn’t that a winner of a plan?
‘The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying ‘Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and she’s yelling, ‘you want a piece of me?’ ‘
If you agree with the above forward it to friends…If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!
Pretty crappy I know but better than a kick in the tits
everyone at work must think i’m a massive moron - here’s why:
“I can’t log into tomcat” IT’S CALLED TOPCAT
“I’ll meet with Amber after lunch” “I’M AMBER” RETARD
“I’m leaving early for a dental appointment” “I gots the day wrong” “BOO”
Much like last time I’m only going to force myself to post every weekday or its just too much for poor ol’ me
hello! I’ve had an extremely heavy but lovely bank holiday weekend
FRIDAY -> Went to see my parents and gran for dinner
“Why don’t you use out new doorbell” [SLAM]
Later I went for a couple of drinks with Amy - turned into a very late night. When I got home I for some reason put an audiobook on at full blast, fell asleep & woke everyone up.
went to SKART exhibit with Hannah - it was great! Then we saw a poster for a free drawing class in a local squat so we decided to go. The squat was amazing it had a bicycle sound system and was massive!
That night we went to a FOREST RAVE!! Total nightmare to get there but it was brilliant - saw the sun come up over a lake, amazing weather - nice people. Slept for 16 hours when I got back