weightwatchers is a sobering experience

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(something something) horredous computer woes. have fucked off Linux entirely for the time being & as a shock substitution have installed WINDOWS 7! I know!! It’s really good actually except it takes up 15GB!!

I started weightwatchers today to try and get rid of my quit-smoking paunch

Weightwatchers is basically a calorie-counting diet. You get 18 points a day to eat, here are some common foods:

Medium bowl corn-flakes + skimmed milk: 2pts

Sand(cup) 2pts (sand is full of carbs)

humbug (1pts)

apple (1pts)

own sick (varies)

baby (5pts)

de-silica gel (0pts) (shame)

I didn’t know till today that one of my flatmates is a nutritional expert

“You should totally avoid rice”

“…and fruit”

“…and babies”

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