weightwatchers is a sobering experience

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(something something) horredous computer woes. have fucked off Linux entirely for the time being & as a shock substitution have installed WINDOWS 7! I know!! It’s really good actually except it takes up 15GB!!

I started weightwatchers today to try and get rid of my quit-smoking paunch

Weightwatchers is basically a calorie-counting diet. You get 18 points a day to eat, here are some common foods:

Medium bowl corn-flakes + skimmed milk: 2pts

Sand(cup) 2pts (sand is full of carbs)

humbug (1pts)

apple (1pts)

own sick (varies)

baby (5pts)

de-silica gel (0pts) (shame)

I didn’t know till today that one of my flatmates is a nutritional expert

“You should totally avoid rice”

“…and fruit”

“…and babies”

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5 Comments

  1. Sra
    Posted May 12, 2009 at 5:45 am | Permalink

    I love the de-silica gel bit. DO NOT EAT, tempting though it may seem.

  2. Bernard
    Posted May 12, 2009 at 6:39 am | Permalink

    Bootiful (oversize) post, good luck with your diet, but anyway, pot-bellies on a lady are very sexiful

  3. Local Girl
    Posted May 12, 2009 at 10:11 am | Permalink

    ugh sorry about that everyone! Got illustrator back but now no photoshop what a mess! cant even fix it this afternoon as its all on my laptop :( Anyway I added the words.

  4. Dr. Steve
    Posted May 12, 2009 at 10:51 am | Permalink

    The PNG needs to go on a diet :)

  5. Insults
    Posted May 12, 2009 at 11:11 am | Permalink

    Im on the COCO POPS diet. You get to eat loads of them and nothing else. But you do have to smoke lots of weed.

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