weightwatchers is a sobering experience

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(something something) horredous computer woes. have fucked off Linux entirely for the time being & as a shock substitution have installed WINDOWS 7! I know!! It’s really good actually except it takes up 15GB!!

I started weightwatchers today to try and get rid of my quit-smoking paunch

Weightwatchers is basically a calorie-counting diet. You get 18 points a day to eat, here are some common foods:

Medium bowl corn-flakes + skimmed milk: 2pts

Sand(cup) 2pts (sand is full of carbs)

humbug (1pts)

apple (1pts)

own sick (varies)

baby (5pts)

de-silica gel (0pts) (shame)

I didn’t know till today that one of my flatmates is a nutritional expert

“You should totally avoid rice”

“…and fruit”

“…and babies”

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6 Comments

  1. Sra
    Posted May 12, 2009 at 5:45 am | Permalink

    I love the de-silica gel bit. DO NOT EAT, tempting though it may seem.

  2. Bernard
    Posted May 12, 2009 at 6:39 am | Permalink

    Bootiful (oversize) post, good luck with your diet, but anyway, pot-bellies on a lady are very sexiful

  3. Local Girl
    Posted May 12, 2009 at 10:11 am | Permalink

    ugh sorry about that everyone! Got illustrator back but now no photoshop what a mess! cant even fix it this afternoon as its all on my laptop :( Anyway I added the words.

  4. Dr. Steve
    Posted May 12, 2009 at 10:51 am | Permalink

    The PNG needs to go on a diet :)

  5. Insults
    Posted May 12, 2009 at 11:11 am | Permalink

    Im on the COCO POPS diet. You get to eat loads of them and nothing else. But you do have to smoke lots of weed.

  6. Randi
    Posted April 10, 2011 at 11:50 am | Permalink

    wd0ewE I’m not easily impressed. . . but that’s impressing me! :)

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