work idiot

words

everyone at work must think i’m a massive moron - here’s why:

“I can’t log into tomcat” IT’S CALLED TOPCAT

“I’ll meet with Amber after lunch” “I’M AMBER” RETARD

“I’m leaving early for a dental appointment” “I gots the day wrong” “BOO”

TWAT

22 Comments

  1. Posted May 6, 2009 at 10:14 am | Permalink

    The Tomcat/Topcat is an easy mistake to make though:

    http://tomcat.apache.org/

    If I had a server called Topcat, I’d probably keep referring to it as Tomcat by mistake too!

  2. Posted May 6, 2009 at 11:09 am | Permalink

    AH YES! apache tomcat, well that does make me feel a bit less like an idiot. Also other things I get wrong the bloke Che (pronounced CHEE) I always pronounce CHEY (like che guevara) & the server Dibble I always call Dabble.

  3. Posted May 7, 2009 at 8:49 am | Permalink

    I don’t call it Topcat, I call it Hophat. Officer Dibble is my idol.

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