April 30, 2009 – 11:00 am
Why am I text only? Our internet got cut off while I was installing Ubuntu on my laptop
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What a shitty day - and it had no right to be as I’d taken the day off (told my boss I had swine flu). Managed to, almost right away get into a big argument with my flatmate who i actually like very much about the fact i’d increased the internet bill some 7 months ago & offered to pay the excess but had never done so. My argument was that they had never told me the bill had come EG, if you have to pay the gas - you dont call the gas company every week asking if the bill is ready to pay, you just wait till they ask you. Same difference.Â
So that put me in a bad mood. I eventually paid them [my live-in landlords] the money and asked them to call up and downgrade the service, when they downgraded - boom, the internet went off and didnt come back. I was on the phone to O2 for about 3 hours and decided i’d better go to the pub instead.
I tried to do my blog in Gimp but its so eratic with the tablet EG a simple feature like ‘nudge’ just does the conga all over the screen.
Funny thing tonight is our local is some sort of semi-trendy pub, I say semi as a handful of very rough types frquent it and bring all the trendies crashing very firmly back to earth. For some reason someone had organised an extremely lo-fi kareoke night and nobody was interested meaning the organiser sung Elvis songs very badly - only to be punctuated by soem of the more ’special’ regulars singing for examlple ‘Ghost town’ and what not. It was very funny indeed.
Hopefully a proper posting tomorrow after I get my virtual machine up and running, sozzy xx

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April 26, 2009 – 11:00 am

Hi i’ll now be (or trying to if I remember) posting every post at 11am GMT for some kind of consistency and professionalism!!!
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Have you ever played fart roulette in the lift? You get in the lift (alone) - fart, and pray to bejesus nobody gets in…
My current job bores the privilege that I can wander away from my desk and nobody asks where I have been. I a pretty glad they don’t ask as I’d hate to have to tell them the truth…
“I have been reading comic books on the toilet”
“I have been walking round and round the building listening to audiobooks”

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This has tortured me all day.
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I was nearly killed by a driver today so he shouted at me for 20 minutes…
Why didn’t you signal?
- I did signal - cockballs
You didn’t i didn’t see you signal
- Well I did - you cock, can’t yous ee a signal?
Oh why don’t you swear more that will make you feel better.
- Oh yeah I want to take life lessons from you - cockmead.
Now I think about it I don’t think I did signal.
It’s a lesson to us all.Â
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April 24, 2009 – 12:17 am

HEY. ISN’T THIS WEIRD?? I just got my laptop back after a long load so I thought id celebrate with one of these, sorry there aint much drawin’. Sozzy I have been away for so very long, I started LOADS of strips but I just couldn’t finish the damn things!
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OMG I saw Jeffrey Lewis this evening at The Scala - that’s right yanks! THE SCALA!*
Do you see how we appreciate your artists more than you do? It’s the same with Bill Hicks - and now he’s DEAD. And what did he die of? Cancer of the him not being appreciated in his own country. Its started in his Leno - and spread all the way to his Letterman.
Even the support were really good, nope - can’t remembver their name. With most bands I just dismiss them a bit like ‘oh they aren’t really that good or it’s derogatory but JL theres just no dispute he really is something else.
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Bitmap has the filthiest face - see.Â
I feel like her GRAN wetting my finger & wiping it off. She mist dig the earth with her FACE.
She has a boyfriend - this black cat - I’m not sure I approve.
(not cause he’s black she’s just young OK?) anyway she’s mixed race so shut up.

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