Local Girl’s day in pictures

2 Comments

1. Burns!
   Posted June 19, 2008 at 6:27 pm | Permalink

   “I drowned once.”
   You never cease to crack me up.

2. chou
   Posted June 28, 2008 at 10:02 am | Permalink

   let’s imagine. you would have made the news (probably - “teen watches as tot drowns”). interviews, day-time tv invites, suspended sentence off the back of some EU lets-not-kill-babies directive. best seller of a book about your memoirs-of-a-baby-killer. cross psycho-examined with the outcome that it was the toddler’s mother’s fault, then it is found that it wasn’t a toddler at all but one of those people with the growth disorder and you actually saved all the other kids in the pool by killing a midget pervert. national fame follows, with all the trimmings; big houses, loads of hopeful suitors, tons of cash…

   then i can say “i knew her before she was famous…”