Comments on: pool stories http://www.dayinpictures.co.uk/2008/06/18/pool-stories/ Fist in the air in the land of hypocrisy! Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:03:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: chou http://www.dayinpictures.co.uk/2008/06/18/pool-stories/#comment-2076 chou Sat, 28 Jun 2008 10:02:25 +0000 http://www.dayinpictures.co.uk/?p=242#comment-2076 let's imagine. you would have made the news (probably - "teen watches as tot drowns"). interviews, day-time tv invites, suspended sentence off the back of some EU lets-not-kill-babies directive. best seller of a book about your memoirs-of-a-baby-killer. cross psycho-examined with the outcome that it was the toddler's mother's fault, then it is found that it wasn't a toddler at all but one of those people with the growth disorder and you actually saved all the other kids in the pool by killing a midget pervert. national fame follows, with all the trimmings; big houses, loads of hopeful suitors, tons of cash... then i can say "i knew her before she was famous..." ;) let’s imagine. you would have made the news (probably - “teen watches as tot drowns”). interviews, day-time tv invites, suspended sentence off the back of some EU lets-not-kill-babies directive. best seller of a book about your memoirs-of-a-baby-killer. cross psycho-examined with the outcome that it was the toddler’s mother’s fault, then it is found that it wasn’t a toddler at all but one of those people with the growth disorder and you actually saved all the other kids in the pool by killing a midget pervert. national fame follows, with all the trimmings; big houses, loads of hopeful suitors, tons of cash…

then i can say “i knew her before she was famous…” ;)

]]> By: Burns! http://www.dayinpictures.co.uk/2008/06/18/pool-stories/#comment-2015 Burns! Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:27:08 +0000 http://www.dayinpictures.co.uk/?p=242#comment-2015 "I drowned once." You never cease to crack me up. “I drowned once.”
You never cease to crack me up.

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