(strip) get your teaspoon of used grease, only £1 now




I felt like doing a strip after reading Kate Beaton all day. She is so brilliant. Although this came out much more like Joe Decie which is still a good thing.

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18 Comments

  1. Hadley
    Posted April 4, 2008 at 12:41 am | Permalink

    In my opinion, you are better than all the other writers. I am basing that on the fact that you make me laugh out loud, which I believe is the point. So there.

  2. Hadley
    Posted April 4, 2008 at 12:46 am | Permalink

    Did she cook the risotto with just guiness? That sounds disgusting.

  3. Keith
    Posted April 4, 2008 at 6:36 am | Permalink

    Used grease?! What the fuck. I’m speechless.

  4. Bobby Ballsack
    Posted April 4, 2008 at 6:49 am | Permalink

    who sells a bag of grease? are you sure you don’t mean grass?

  5. Bobby Ballsack
    Posted April 4, 2008 at 6:50 am | Permalink

    you should strip more

  6. local girl
    Posted April 4, 2008 at 8:34 am | Permalink

    Yes. Just Guinness. Bleaugh. Oh that’s how you spell Guinness!

  7. Dick
    Posted April 4, 2008 at 1:14 pm | Permalink

    The strip format works very well. What is a wrench? Do you mean spanner? You will never get an english BB out with a ‘wrench’.

  8. Wecker
    Posted April 4, 2008 at 2:20 pm | Permalink

    I must agree I am diggin’ the strip format! Fantastic! (You bought a ziplock bag of grease? Really? Although it might help in loosening the bottom bracket of your frame… Just sayin’.)

  9. local girl
    Posted April 4, 2008 at 2:37 pm | Permalink

    Wrench is an adjustable spanner, no good? Nah had to take it down the bike shop - tail between legs :-/

  10. Dick
    Posted April 4, 2008 at 5:28 pm | Permalink

    Hopefully not brick lane bikes. I went into London Fields bikes yesterday and they were very nice. They almost didn’t talk to me as if I was a retard at all.

  11. Hadley
    Posted April 4, 2008 at 6:02 pm | Permalink

    are you mocking my spelling?

  12. local girl
    Posted April 5, 2008 at 1:18 am | Permalink

    No! I went to London Fields, they are much nicer in there - they actually WANT you to be able to fix your own bike without humiliating you.

    No Hadley I was mocking my own spelling where I spelt Guinness wrong 3 different ways, yours is the correct spelling!

  13. Hadley
    Posted April 5, 2008 at 4:31 am | Permalink

    no, YOU were right. I live in Kansas, for cryin’ out loud. My husband is Irish and even he can’t spell it.

  14. Keith
    Posted April 5, 2008 at 10:16 pm | Permalink

    So..Warm Guinness with lumps.

  15. Jeanette
    Posted April 6, 2008 at 6:25 am | Permalink

    what do u mean she had to serve u half then wait a bit?
    lol

  16. local girl
    Posted April 6, 2008 at 12:05 pm | Permalink

    http://frodo.marshall.edu/~bennett7/guinness/guinqna.htm#pour (it’s how you pour a guinness)

  17. chousaru
    Posted April 6, 2008 at 8:55 pm | Permalink

    i have found a nicer ’stout’ than guinness. its called dragon stout and hales from jamaica. it is lush.

  18. Micah
    Posted April 10, 2008 at 8:50 pm | Permalink

    Just so you know, American bike shops are also in the business of making you feel like a retard. If you don’t have a $4000 racer or a hand-modified classic fixie then you’re scum.

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