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Hahahaha that last drawing of the woman with low self esteem is great.
HA! “Floppy ones for girls with really low self-esteem.”
You continue to crack me all the way up.
So that’s where I dropped it…
Been reading your blog for a while now - it makes me laugh everyday, especially today’s!
you have to love london
correct me if im wrong but aren’t some dildos made out of different materials? some more rubbery than others?
you have solidified y u are my favorite….”floppy ones for girls with really low self-esteem”
rofl
harvey, you are not wrong, and they can be quite bendy indeed. you need to pick one made out of an appropriate material that has just the right amount of ‘give’ that you require…
Been reading you for months, ever since you were a Blogger blog of the day, and this entry really cracked me up. I remember going into Good Vibes in San Francisco, seeing the super soft realistic peni, and having to ask what they were for. The kind retailer told me that some Butch gals like to “soft pack” their undies with soft cock for that manly bulge it gives their jeans… I found myself so interested I had to get one just to put on the counter to freak out visitors. The floppy cock is a great conversation starter, and it is scented like vanilla to boot!!! Wahooo!
-Loving local girl all the way from evilBay ~ big kisses to you!!!
That cracked me up. “This never happens to me. . .”