**very important**
Some very good friends of mine are classical musicians & singers in London’s Covent Garden. Anyway the big bosses of london are threatening to build a big smelly shopping centre right on top of where they perform, not only crushing them - but putting them all out of a job, and let’s face it, they aren’t going to much use anywhere else.
So please, whether you care or not - I implore you to sign this petition & get all your mates to as well. Thanks xxx [link]
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I snooze my alarm for hours almost every day now that i quit having a job and went back to college. It is ridiculous, and I too yearn to be a morning person. but I have to face the fact that since i was a very small child I would sleep well past noon if given the opportunity.
brushing teeth while taking a shit…how embarassing/amazing that someone else does this. I can’t take a shower at the same time tho, unless i want to sanitize the tub right afterward.
ha ha ha… fucking funny post!
Have a child. I used to be a late riser, always up 5 minutes before I need to leave the house to get to work. Then I had a kid, and another and finally one more. Now I never get to sleep past around 6am, even on a sunday. Somehow i’m still late though and have never managed to read anything with them wailing for their coco choco sugar puff sparkle fix. Hmm, perhaps not such a good idea then…
This is actually a terrific song to wake up to and start the daily grind…
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BCV5yGKWjv4
Thanks - totally added. What a choon. Why don’t people make hip-hop like this any more?
Seriously!
My husband is that type who wakes up early and enjoys a coffee with the paper and a toasted bagel. I am more like you. When I was laid off, I used to fake it and get up when he did. I was trying to be the good housewife and all that. Now I make all sorts of excuses for why I have to sleep in on any given morning and I growl at him from under the covers if he so much as kisses me goodbye.
good post
i get up early and read the news in the morning, however I like to be in bed, reading a book by 10. Because i have no life. you cant have it both ways.
PS cock jokes are always funny. and poo.
if you want to get up early in the morning get yourself a dog. if it’s a toss up between your dog taking a crap in your apt or you getting out of bed, you’ll probably get out of bed. If you don’t, the smell of shit in the morning will be a fine start to the day.
Cock is probably better though.
haha. this is the first time I’ve commented on your blog but I read it daily. Nothing like taking the little mundane details of life and making them funny. good stuff….