you go home and you cry and you want to die

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16 Comments

  1. Mark
    Posted March 10, 2008 at 2:30 am | Permalink

    Well at least rest easy knowing there are other people out here like you. I’m thinking about going to this wine party tonight and I know everybody else will have like 10 new facebook/myspace friends at the end and I’ll be left trying to remember the name of that one girl that I was talking about cats with for 5 minutes.

  2. Posted March 10, 2008 at 3:17 am | Permalink

    YES…mmmmmm..What ARE their secrets?

    when this happens to me i consoul myself,on the way home,that these seemingly at ease people are probably more angst ridden than me and are secretly jealous of my moody and interesting facade…well…this is my story/fantasy and i’m sticking to it.

    xox eve xox

  3. Posted March 10, 2008 at 4:03 am | Permalink

    The simple answer is alcohol. It’s called ’social lubricant’ for a reason. Just find your sweet spot and don’t become ‘that person’ at parties

  4. Posted March 10, 2008 at 8:35 am | Permalink

    “i hear that girlfriend”

  5. Posted March 10, 2008 at 8:40 am | Permalink

    Just remember that alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the US.

  6. Posted March 10, 2008 at 10:07 am | Permalink

    only when combined with sex.

  7. Posted March 10, 2008 at 10:56 am | Permalink

    yeah i’m pretty sure sex has something to do with it….but now i’m not so sure Kevin sounded so convincing, like one of those public service announcements

    xox eve xox

  8. Leanne Catface
    Posted March 10, 2008 at 12:41 pm | Permalink

    Haa haa! “Don’t become that person”. TOO LATE my darling. Too late.

  9. blah
    Posted March 10, 2008 at 1:41 pm | Permalink

    OMG! LG and I are twins!

  10. KO
    Posted March 10, 2008 at 5:07 pm | Permalink

    RU an introvert?
    http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200303/rauch

  11. Posted March 10, 2008 at 6:12 pm | Permalink

    I love that word “alienaked”. Describes the feeling perfectly. I feel simultaneously invisible and the hideous thing everyone is staring at.

  12. Posted March 10, 2008 at 10:23 pm | Permalink

    I’m old and unpopular… now I know what people are thinking about me :( Great. I hate parties too and now I have another reason to hate them even more.

  13. admin
    Posted March 11, 2008 at 9:40 am | Permalink

    There are parties for old & unpopular people too - they are called the Freemasons

  14. Posted March 11, 2008 at 5:29 pm | Permalink

    Once again I’m going to leave my usual comment: God, you’re funny. I bet if you went to a Freemason get-together, you’d be the life of the party.

    If the boys don’t like you (which I find hard to imagine), it’s because you too flipping *smart* for them. You probably intimidate them the minute you open your mouth. I had this problem with girls at parties. When I was an engineer, no girl ever wanted to talk to me. Now that I am a housewife, I make friends all over the place. And you’re way smarter than I am, so this MUST be your problem!

  15. Tits
    Posted March 11, 2008 at 9:01 pm | Permalink

    HEY! Some of my best paid work is at Freemason’s parties.

  16. Posted March 12, 2008 at 7:28 pm | Permalink

    fukking LOL

    thats one of the funniest things i have read in a long time… i’d talk to you at a party, but then, yes, you are right, i fit in the all three category…! :S

    “i heard that was bollox…”

    ;D

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