i'm not sure which made me laugh more:

a) your beating your dad over the head with a pool cue, or

b) your earnest pleading with the french woman (in shakespearean tones, no less!)

i think it's a toss up. good show, old man. (i decided to say old man instead of old lady. i think i made the right decision.)

Hahaha! Amazing how that cough vanished. My mom has a "cough." What's worse is her bird imitates it perfectly, so it's like two of them with a constant and unexplained tickle in their throats.