Ah! Got it. I remember now. For as bad as my memory is, you'd think I did a ton of drugs in college. Sadly, I've got all of the memory loss with none (well, very little) of the fun.
Let this be a lesson to you kids: Stay in school. And, go ahead and do all the drugs. It won't make much difference later anyway.
Help! What is T.M.A.I.?