don't email j ryan.... ;)

(sorry, sorry, a bit too obvious, but i just couldn't resist)

I used to work at a video store in 'Narre' (where Mr Worthington hails from).
One time a customer threw a stapler at my head when I refused to sign him up as a member.
Then he came back later and gave me lollies to apologise.
One other time, a customer was there with his kid, and the kid wanted to hire a Superman game. His father told him "You're not getting that - Superman's a gay".
And another time, I found a used condom under a video.
And that is my story.

I love the part with the girl pretending to hear you...it made me laugh out loud. I can see it in my head now.

love it. This is my new favourite way to start the day...(should I come across anything better, i'll be sure to let you know...)

big thumbs up!

lol deleatur, that could be a movie, in the same vein as clerks and nap.dynamite. ;D

** Based Upon a True Story! **

hilarious... "chocolate sprinkles on it" too funny.

I am "feeling" you blog. mmmmm... Nice!

That cat is ridiculous...

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-corey can you put down the giant cat and take off your sunglasses


YAY -I TOO AM LOVING THE WHOLE COREY WORTHINGTON THING (sorry caps lock on)
a couple of aussie comediens have dressed up like him and it has been pretty good.
Last night corey was arrested and charged with causing public nuisence and also...wait for it.... child pornography...the latter charge resulted from an alledgedly pornographic game of twister, filmed i guess at the party....such an idiot...
oh and the giant cat is one of my favorites too especially the one where they say that they found it near an old nuclear facility
Love the wobbley skating picture xox eve xox

(am i allowed to put xox's yet?)

even worse than the plastic bag incident is the time i was playing my "music" a bit too loud. my mangaer came up to me and asked me to turn it down.

he then realized what i was listening to and said. loud enough for everyone to hear, "were you seriously rocking out to hall and oates?"

and i said, "f-n-a man!" {pri-i-vate eyes.... they're watching you!}

maybe corey listened to that hip corey hart song a time too many. or something. it's nearly as hip as hall and oates.

thanks again for the laughs, lg.

i hope cory worthington never removes those sunglasses.

intense moshing at the library is also awkward.