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Thursday, 17 January 2008

ingrowing toenail

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34 Comments:
  • At 17 January 2008 01:04, Blogger Local Girl said…

    (10:39:09 PM) Neil Barrett: http://www.radiohead.tv/
    (10:39:25 PM) Neil Barrett: radiohead are playing live at 93 feet east tonight, live on their
    webpage as well
    (10:39:58 PM) The Cliff: that's them now??
    (10:40:04 PM) Neil Barrett: yeah - live
    (10:40:49 PM) The Cliff: wow!
    (10:40:57 PM) The Cliff: RADIOHEEEEEAD!
    (10:41:07 PM) Neil Barrett: yay! - I'm so glad I checked!
    (10:41:22 PM) The Cliff: "this is our last song"
    (10:41:43 PM) The Cliff: this song is cool
    (10:41:59 PM) The Cliff: haha look at his stupid head
    (10:42:08 PM) Neil Barrett: what words is he singing?
    (10:42:17 PM) The Cliff: hit the bottom and escaped
    (10:42:21 PM) Neil Barrett: aah right
    (10:42:55 PM) Neil Barrett: wow - it's cool that it's totally live, and we can laugh at his
    silly head together
    (10:43:01 PM) The Cliff: ha HA!
    (10:43:16 PM) Neil Barrett: play bodysnatchers!
    (10:43:24 PM) The Cliff: BODYSNATCHERS!!
    (10:43:33 PM) Neil Barrett: sounds like all I need
    (10:43:56 PM) Neil Barrett: why is the screen split in two?
    (10:44:35 PM) Neil Barrett: oh wait it was a flash problem
    (10:46:14 PM) Neil Barrett: oh there running through the album aren't they
    (10:46:21 PM) Neil Barrett: we missed Nude and Bodysnatchers
    (10:50:28 PM) Neil Barrett: they're really good at the internet aren't they
    (10:50:31 PM) Neil Barrett: considering they're so old
    (10:51:48 PM) The Cliff: if they spent half as much time on their music as they
    did on the internet...
    (10:51:58 PM) Neil Barrett: lol
    (10:52:03 PM) Neil Barrett: I love this song
    (10:52:24 PM) The Cliff: yup it's good
    (11:05:35 PM) Neil Barrett: this is their new single
    (11:05:44 PM) The Cliff: way good
    (11:05:56 PM) leperisland@gmail.com/Home: do you think they'll ever go with a label?
    (11:06:07 PM) Neil Barrett: well they're with a one-off label in the uk and the us
    (11:06:23 PM) Neil Barrett: the same label that released his solo album, erm - I forget which
    (11:33:42 PM) leperisland@gmail.com/Home: R O C K!!
    (11:33:55 PM) Neil Barrett: I am literally moshing
    (11:33:59 PM) Neil Barrett: in a seated position
    (11:34:06 PM) leperisland@gmail.com/Home: AAAAAAASSS OKAYYY
    (11:34:13 PM) Neil Barrett: !!!
    (11:34:20 PM) Neil Barrett: Jonny!!!!!
    (11:34:29 PM) leperisland@gmail.com/Home: GOJONNYGOGOGO!
    (11:34:54 PM) Neil Barrett: wooo!
    (11:35:56 PM) Neil Barrett: we're all so polite aren't we
    (11:36:03 PM) Neil Barrett: in america they can't quite believe it
    (11:36:10 PM) Neil Barrett: this sounds slow
    (11:36:28 PM) Neil Barrett: ok - I'm gonna clean my teeth
    (11:37:42 PM) leperisland@gmail.com/Home: don't you hate it when you start a song too slow?
    (11:38:07 PM) Neil Barrett: I wish I still had the opportunity to start a song too slow
    (11:38:12 PM) Neil Barrett: Jonny!
    (11:38:15 PM) Neil Barrett: what was that!!
    (11:38:19 PM) leperisland@gmail.com/Home: JOHNBOY!
    (11:38:27 PM) Neil Barrett: and another one!
    (11:38:41 PM) leperisland@gmail.com/Home: he's playing it like a cock
    (11:38:44 PM) Neil Barrett: lol
    (11:38:54 PM) Neil Barrett: good noise

     
  • At 17 January 2008 01:15, Blogger aldo said…

    I <3 the toenail illustration.

     
  • At 17 January 2008 01:24, Anonymous Gwenda Norbert said…

    I wish I knew who James Kochalka was.

     
  • At 17 January 2008 02:03, Blogger richard said…

    JK invented the daily strip.

    Al Gore invented the internet.

    Christmas is celebrated globally in April.

    The total truth contained in all three of the above statements is zero.

     
  • At 17 January 2008 02:05, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Holy shit. You're still going on about James Kochalka?

    The man made one four-framed comic about your rudeness, and didn't even give us a link to show that it was you.

    Get over it.

     
  • At 17 January 2008 02:08, Blogger Mademoiselle Oulla said…

    I wish I hadn't missed Radiohead. It sounds like it was good fun.

     
  • At 17 January 2008 02:09, Blogger Local Girl said…

    It's my blog :p

     
  • At 17 January 2008 02:09, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    James Kochalka is only a google search away! Or go to americanelf.com

    or watch this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MWi7MPQBKQ

     
  • At 17 January 2008 02:16, Blogger chou said…

    tmai!

    (you can make that sound like 'ti-mayyy' from south park too) :D

     
  • At 17 January 2008 02:19, Blogger secret squirrel said…

    YEAH it's her blog :p

    listen i'm still stuck on him saying he INVENTED the daily diary comic strip in 1998 or whenever.. this is such a nob head thing to say...personally i think there will be a few cave men turning in their peat bog graves tonight...
    it is like-oh that person did a diary comic strip but it was not EVERY day so that does not count therefore-I INVENTED IT
    Puh-leeeeeese

     
  • At 17 January 2008 02:26, Blogger Adam said…

    what a tremendous post. i won't blather on, for fear of being accused of over-analyzation, but yes. only pretentious douchebags correct other people's spelling.

    by the by, you misspelled your own invented acronym. :p

     
  • At 17 January 2008 02:26, Anonymous Adam said…

    Wow, all these brave souls posting to defend JK under the name "anonymous" have HUGE BALLS.

    LG, I love your blog. Caught it on boing boing, linked it from my own blog and now wish i lived in the UK so I could "plan" a "serendipitous" meeting and then somehow marry you.

    All the best!

     
  • At 17 January 2008 02:37, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    It's a subtle distinction, but an important one, because as minor an innovation as it seems it had a huge creative payoff and was very very influential all over the world.

    Many of the best inventions seem obvious in retrospect.

     
  • At 17 January 2008 03:47, Blogger Mademoiselle Oulla said…

    like the toothpick!

     
  • At 17 January 2008 09:01, Blogger veda said…

    go toenail pic!


    http://afishcalledveda.blogspot.com/

     
  • At 17 January 2008 09:14, Anonymous goes around said…

    yaaaaaawn. is that it?
    whats up next - you peed on yer shoes while that kochalka guy still sucks ass? your moms proud cos you gonna milk that thing for the next two years? peeps finally make an intelligent remark? all the haters turn out to be your neighbours?

    i predict a looong and prosperous future for you in writing submissive letters to other artists and then bitchin about their arrogant answers

    you go girl - i mean, everybody has got to do something to get ahead

     
  • At 17 January 2008 09:20, Anonymous Gwenda Norbert said…

    http://www.redbubble.com/people/schmathleen/art/22370-9-ingrown-toenail

    Your pus is way better.

     
  • At 17 January 2008 09:40, Anonymous Joe Sorry said…

    also; start using - T.M.S.I.D.K
    (tell me something I dont know

     
  • At 17 January 2008 10:34, Blogger Ricky Haggett said…

    If you scroll this comic down so the grey bottom section fills the screen, it looks like Kevin Spacey's notebooks from the film Seven.

    Can't we get back to you cooking beginner soups for European housemates and your burgeoning relationship with Ollie?

     
  • At 17 January 2008 11:27, Anonymous teddY said…

    I am wondering. Even if JK really did inveted dialy diary comic eons ago, does it justify all that hate and flaming comments thrown at LG? Nope. Only jerks and spelling-correctors adore hiding behind the mask of anonymousity. The commenter with the name Anonymous Anonymous made a laugh :P lol!

    Caroline is entitled to having her own way of thinking and the right to say what she pleases on her blog. Hello, HER BLOG so stop posting hateful stuff. If you hate it, why bother dropping a big stinky hate bomb behind?

    Linked LG on my blog! I'll continue reading this :)

     
  • At 17 January 2008 15:35, Blogger The Duck said…

    Indeed. You are obviously the winner in all of this. Congratulations.

    That being said, I think that other than this whole debacle, you've got a good thing going here. I personally like the style/idea of this blog.

    Oh, and I'll finish off with this: there is never a winner in Internet "arguments". People just eventually stop caring about it, which is what is already happening with this little tiff.

     
  • At 17 January 2008 15:50, Blogger Local Girl said…

    TMAI

     
  • At 17 January 2008 16:31, Blogger Jason said…

    One way to win an internet argument is not to have a meltdown, which you've apparently had.

    If I'm a douchebag, you're what douchebags are for. How's that for flair?

    Honestly, I'm sure you're a very intelligent young lady who knows deep down what she did wasn't nice.
    Now you should let it go. I did an hour after I wrote that stuff.

     
  • At 17 January 2008 16:34, Blogger Jason said…

    Oh, and Adam: only douchebags wear stupid fucking hats like that.

     
  • At 17 January 2008 16:50, Blogger Local Girl said…

    Lasts nights post (part 2) started off as what i thought was a hilarious idea for a how to guide but it just ended up as a bile filled rant :-/ possibly the 4 hours I spent trawling though server logs trying to find out who the anonymous commenters were had something to do with my mental state at that point. Meltdown is an understatement.

     
  • At 17 January 2008 17:15, Blogger Adam said…

    let's get one thing straight here pal: i'm a pretentious douchebag. are we clear? i'm not just any run of the mill douchebag.

     
  • At 17 January 2008 22:25, Blogger Jeff said…

    You're blog is one I enjoy the most, besides my two favorite "sex" blogs, that is. I love the illustrations and the humor. You're a very creative, imaginative person. I think I said this before, but I watched your videos and you're very quick witted. Perhaps I should be commenting on today's blog entry by you... Ok, fine! YOU SUCK!! LEARN TO SPELL!!! I'm kidding, of course, but that's what I got out of today's dose. :)

     
  • At 17 January 2008 23:20, Anonymous Joe said…

    I love your "teenage mutant ninja 80's reference" tee shirt.

    Coincidentally, my current favourite tee shirt is of Jason X-12.

    Double coincidentally, both are made by diesel sweeties.

     
  • At 17 January 2008 23:53, Blogger Some kid said…

    local girl



    you make me wanna take off my clothes
    [=

     
  • At 18 January 2008 02:51, Blogger todd said…

    Three points I'd like to make.

    1) "War Games":
    Nice Joshua reference, by the way. We sure don't see that often enough.

    2) Anonymous blog posters or people who don't provide links to anything constructive or creative that THEY'VE ever done:
    I HATE 'EM. Blog hecklers and people who crap all over other peoples' creativity are among the lowest forms of life.

    3) I love your blog. Don't let those codpieces get to you.

     
  • At 18 January 2008 03:17, Anonymous Luna said…

    Ok, now you reminded me of some extremely icky blister I had on my fourth finger. Basically I was, huh, having a nervous breakdown and burning some old photographs in the backyard, and I burnt myself. The blister was so big I couldn't put my fingers together for like a week - yep I just walked around like Mr. Spock. Well, well

     
  • At 18 January 2008 13:09, Blogger weenie said…

    I'm being sad here but I'm glad you spelt 'loser' correctly...the only thing that gets my gripe is when people go on about 'loosers' and 'loosing'. Sounds like bowel movements to me!

     
  • At 18 January 2008 15:50, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You say people need wit and charisma, but you totally appear to be lacking in both. Are you aware of this?

     
  • At 18 January 2008 16:01, Blogger chou said…

    hmmm... i simply cannot agree with you (anonymous). i have read every blogpost to date and they have always made me laugh and smile. perhaps it is a matter of taste. one person's fish is another person's poisson, as they say. :)

     
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