heh, i just put hand vagina into a google image search (just to check i was on the same page you understand...) and most of the images i got were, err... slightly different to what i expected...
if you include the quote marks you get what you might expect. so here's a tip - don't forget the quotes! ;)

I love Ikea, stuff too! I get insane amounts of satisfaction from putting something together.

Flat-Pack tip #142

If the construction includes those little wooden plug things, use wood glue in the holes for extra strength.

You must elaborate on hand vaginas. YOU MUST!

Well, uh, I don't want to take the chance, quote marks or not. Perhaps LG would like to illustrate it for us? Nooooo! Don't do it! I don't mean that!!!!!

Weird. The word verification was HaNDvAgiNa. Mwahhh.

i done a vote for you in the bloggies - good luck. or as we say where i come from - lood guck!

I, too, would like to see a hand vagina. Will you draw one for us?

I’m loving your blog. I have just started a humble blog myself and was wondering what’s the etiquette re adding links? Do you just do it, or is it nicer to ask the author first?